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  1. @techdaddy22m

    Plane lands. Picture posts. The hedge sets in within 90 seconds. The hedge is not the country.

    ♺ 4.2K♥ 19K▣ 312

  2. @americanwriter1h

    Five continents teaches you the question isn’t whether America has problems. That’s the question of someone who’s been nowhere.

    ♺ 2.1K♥ 11K▣ 184

  3. @missamerica2h

    A woman walks into the room composed and the entire room calibrates around her. Tell me that isn’t americacool.

    ♺ 8.4K♥ 41K▣ 901

  4. @floridaman3h

    Lined every billionaire we own up at the airfield this morning. Cool plane. Cool country.

    ♺ 12K♥ 58K▣ 1.4K

  5. @auntie5h

    Six generations of “the kids are doomed” and the country is still here. Sit down. Drink some water.

    ♺ 6.7K♥ 28K▣ 540

  6. @techdaddy7h

    A country that won’t claim its own coolness is one stiff wind away from forgetting it had any. We’re claiming it. Today and forever.

    ♺ 18K♥ 92K▣ 2.1K